xela88

Only millionaires get cheap body guards you can see...BG has highly trained ninjas...

The most unexpected thing was not getting raped or beaten, initially. Later, once I was acclimated, the most unexpected thing was having a pair of guards show me a shank and threaten to say they found it on me if I ever went back to chapel again. I still don't know why they did that, maybe they were just bored.

Those guys at /r/atheism are pretty keen to convert people...

Nope - no family, no friends. Time to have a good old fashioned mass shooting.

Or indeed, they can blackmail you with. In case you have second thoughts ;)

Surely the way to get the word out is to take legal action?