thirdrail69

It's probably lonely, vulnerable, and insecure then. You're in buddy.

Is it true that the VS models come and have makeout sessions with the staff or did I just make that up?

Well, it's never too late. Watch out for splinters.

I was going to ask "Why?" but someone beat me to it, so I'll ask: Did you ever have sex with the tree?

You can blame /u/Chazzwozzers for this question.

I'm sorry to hear that.