romeo_zulu

/r/ToasterRights would like to have a word with you.

And you didn't even hook the poor guy up with Bluetooth-enabled panini maker?

Terrible customer service, I tell you.

I smell a future kickstarter here.

Or at least some really good paninis.

Wake up in the morning, check your email, tap 'new panini' on your iPhone, get shower, retrieve hot and fresh panini.

Seconded. Despite how much flak they've gotten lately, that was one of several things that has always stuck with me from Boy Scouts as an important piece of advice to carry through life.