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Bro, have you ever had sex with a 65 year old woman?

Once you've had a gum job you never go back.

Or something like that.

Or when she whispers in your ear, "That's not my anus, that's my colostomy bag".

I'll have what he's having.

Horse radish and Tabasco on a Saltine!

Great, now I'm going to have to drive five hours to get some oysters :(

Her tramp stamp said, "Always Yours Daddy"