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SpencerPorter65 karma

My grandmother is single, Greek (speaks it, too), 91, and completely disinterested in dating, if that helps.

SpencerPorter15 karma

True or False: if Kelly Clarkson and Rachael Ray met for lunch, they'd go to a Cheesecake Factory.

SpencerPorter13 karma

I was in Barney's last weekend and saw Rashida Jones and while trying to do that LA-casual-ignore thing almost accidentally ran into a very pregnant Drew Barrymore. I assume you would have just burst into tears at this point?

SpencerPorter5 karma

I KNOW! IT WAS LIKE BEING NANCY JUVONEN FOR THIRTY SECONDS! INTOXICATING!

SpencerPorter2 karma

Turkey and Armenia have been in a decades-long cold war of sorts. If you're Armenian, yes, anyone supporting the Turkish Government is not your friend.