LetMeGDPostAlready

tremendous pain if anything attempts to enter my vagina.

You say you "practice" with the tiny dildo. Does that just involve you repeatedly shoving it in and screaming in agony, or does the pain lessen the more you do it...? I'm confused on that point. Also, when you say "anything" does that include very small things such as tampons or a single finger?

What breed is the dog then??

There's a squatch in them woods.

Your mom does look a lot like you, but she somehow manages to at the same time avoid being profoundly unattractive. Huh.

Have you tried to sound less annoying or lose weight? Because those things don't cost money. I mean... I don't know how much you're pulling down, but I guess it's little enough that plastic surgery is out of the question.