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Lereas307 karma

I've got a friend with a somewhat similar chest shape, and he said that he mostly uses it for storing snacks. He'll lay in front of the tv, pour a pile of skittles into it, and eat them right out of his anatomical snackbowl.

Lereas142 karma

To clarify, do we mean the magic 8-ball that tells your fortune, or cocaine?

Lereas132 karma

A guy I know used to work at a gas station. He said that people would come in every day and buy like 20 dollars worth of scratch off tickets. 100 dollars in a work week. 400 dollars a month. 4,800 dollars a year.

After playing almost every single day for a couple years, this lady wins 1,000 dollars, and lost her shit. She was screaming and jumping and saying how this'll help her so much because she needs the money and finally all of her trying has paid off.

He said there were tons of people like that that got just as excited when they won only 100 dollars, as well.

Lereas97 karma

My wife is a beautiful russian woman. Should I be concerned about this?

Lereas86 karma

Everything is Illuminated does not get nearly enough attention. Especially since I come from a Jewish background, it was an extremely poignient and strong commentary on people who have had to take parts of their life out in order to deal with what happened to them and others.