Cowpork

PC allows you to join with your spouse, but you can't have any dependents. There are other volunteer organizations for entire families that are usually affiliated with religious groups.
Also, you have to have a clean background check, demonstrate that you can defer any loans, and have a brief psych eval where they ask if you are running from something, if you are depressed, etc.

Follow up question - have you ever broken anything during sex?

"You know you are healthy when you can fart with confidence" -Anon, written on the wall of the dry latrine in our PC training center in Bolivia.