I am JizzBgone, ex-janitor at an adult store. I used to clean bodily fluids for a living, but I am finally free. I am also in the middle of writing a book! Ask me ANYTHING.

Do these people not have the internet?

That has been my main question for a long time.

Why didn't they provide a small bucket or litter pan for the Customers?

They did in the past, but someone would always pee in the bucket or shit in it.

An entire book about this one topic?

300 pages, but 295 of them are stuck together?

500 pages, with 400 of them being pictures of all the condoms I have found during my time at work

Nice, so a classy coffee table book to have on display for company during the holidays?

yes :D

Do you have some sort of cleaning solution or tips to clean up those stains that can be left behind? Asking for a cumbox

warm water and patience! Or, pet piss cleaner! It's a great protein break down! :)

Why are you using warm water? Semen is full of albumin, which is the same stuff that egg whites are made up of. If you use warm or hot water it "cooks" the semen and makes it that much harder to get up.

most of the time i clean on wood ^hah* or plastic surfaces, so the scrubbing helps more than the liquid. the protein cleaner is what really does it. but if i cant have that, then hot water worked better than cold for me :/

Good to see you have a sense of humour through all that. Has your sense of humour ever wavered?

Not at all! I gotta find a way to keep myself smiling!

How many dick pics have you gotten from each AMA because people didn't read and thought you are a girl?

Honestly? Too many to count. The best one was a guy that sent me three in different angles.

prepare to get ones with 27 different angles now.

Ill be impressed at that point.

Why is there no space invaders or Pac man at this arcade?

Not sure. They had the weird version of pac man that had him eating ass instead of those ghosts. but instead of pac man, it was a real man.

I love you

:D you the best

Ummm, whats this game called? I'm curious, its for research.

Called life- Adult edition. You have to buy the DLC and do some mods to it.

Would you accept stories from other people for your book? I've worked at an arcade/store for 3 years. I feel your pain, although I manage the place now.

WHAT?! Yes. Send me some stories! I will cite them as appropriate.

What's worse than cleaning up a drunken Belgian's smegma from theatre seat?

Knowing that I would have to do it again the next day LOL

Why work there? I get you are a felon but it seems like an extreme hazard.

It can be a hazard, but thankfully the company supplied me with a lot of protective equipment. And I applied to fast food places, dumpster jobs, recycling yards, and landscape! None would take me. If it wasn't the felony, it might have been the lack of experience.

I feel outraged when people served their time and aren't given the opportunity to support themselves so they are at risk for poverty, and stress. both of which do not help minimize reoffending rates, which is what we should be doing.

Agreed! its tough, but its life for now

What was your best memory about working there?

Someone told me I deserved a raise, and she gave me a hug, looked me in the eyes, and told me that it will get better. I bawled like a baby in the break room..

Was your internal sadness that evident? Or did she realize what your job entailed and made some very accurate assumptions about you?

both. at the time, I took a deep breath before going back in the arcade and she stopped me from going in and told me that. :/

Did you switch to nitrile gloves?

I DID. HOLY SHIT THAT WAS THE BIGGEST CHANGE.

It made everything way easier after that.

Hey, bud! I also work at an adult store. My jizz situation isn't as bad as yours since we're focused on merchandise, but I do still have to clean it up every day in the video booths.

Will you be my best friend?

hi best friend :D

What's the worst experience you had cleaning a booth?

From the past AMA, someone asked if I have ever fallen. At the time, the answer was no!

This time, it is yes. I was crouching and cleaning a corner, but I forgot that there was a fresh... liquid.. on the ground. So as I try to get up, I lose my balance and catch myself! But my hand lands in the gunk, slips foward, and my entire shoulder and back rubbed against the gunk. I had to go change my shirt. It was fresh and terrible.

Bro...are you in the US? A quick call to a reporting agency could shut this fuckstain location down. How is it even allowed to operate??

In the US. And I think its allowed because we have TONS of signs saying that we do not tolerate that kind of stuff, and that it is illegally.

I'm picturing you in a hazmat suit through this story. I'm thinking "well at least he's got the suit". Then it struck me that you're probably wearing jeans and a t-shirt. Strange jizz all over you. That Fucking sucks. Hate that for you.

exactly that :D

What is your best memory from working in this industry?

Leaving.

Kidding. The amount of knowledge, or lack of, that people have. So many people are uninformed about the sex industry. I think sex ed. should be something taught in schools, but of course at the right time.

Ever found large quantities of drugs or drug paraphernalia? Ever catch anyone selling or exchanging drugs for services in the arcade?

There's a local arcade that's somewhat well known within the drug / sex circle which is why I'm curious.

Yes actually. I found a decent pack of crack once. I caught someone blowing someone for a joint, but thats it.

the only thing I have seen that could be sketchy as an underground thing is exchanging sex for money. guy to guy stuff

The people you cleaned up after, which zoo animal would you compare them and their mess to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcwP26wK5KM

How often do straight males wander into those booths for a complete surprise?

I would say once every other day. Most males walk in knowing what to expect, as we do have regulars. So, sometimes we get some straight males saying mean things like "Man, all these guys really should hurt themselves." Some guys just wanted to have some alone time, but some would go as far to say mean things.. it was terrible.

Did you ever puke or want to puke?

only like, 3 times? During my time there I eventually got used to everything, but every now and then something would surprise me.

What did make you puke/want to puke?

Some guy farted and dropped this thing called Electric contact cleaner, or poppers. That smell was too intense and I ended up vomiting and crying cause of how strong it was.

Also, I slipped in semen and it landed on my shoulder and arm

I'm not sure what you mean by poppers. Do you mean he dropped something when he farted? Or dropped something meaning he did drugs.

he tried to do drugs but fucked up and it spilled everywhere.

I remember in your last AMA you talked about poop condoms. I just wanted to thank you for that minor nightmare fuel and say that you must be very brave.

I also am very interested in your book, so I have a few questions about that. First, what exactly is the book about? Is it autobiographical? Do you divulge the dirty secrets of the job? Second, in what stage of the writing process are you? Are you outlining or are you already onto the writing? Third question is a two for one: when do you expect to be done and where can I find a copy when it is done?

No problem! I regret not taking a picture of one.

The book is going to be autobiographical and I will go into EVERY DIRTY SECRET of the job that I can imagine. I am outlining right now and I have the first paragraph done, just as a way to see what direction I want to go in.

I expect to be done by the end of july. roughly a 12 chapter book? maybe more

Who are your celebrity crushes?

You ;)

Jessica alba, scarlet johannson, and my girlfriend. shes a princess to me

What kind of perks do you get being the janitor at an adult store? 50% off? 100% health coverage? Free cleaning items to take home?

15% off and tons of mental scarring

Did you ever use your discount?

a couple times to buy condoms and some toys for my gf

How do you de-stress?

my computer! I've been using a computer since I was a wee little dude. It has been my coping mechanism for quite some time now..

Typical age range of the guests that use the arcade? I hear they're typically older men; seems odd since there's plenty of young gay guys too.

35-55

Are the bathrooms there gross too?

I clean them, so no they werent that gross :D

What is the funniest porn parody title you ever saw for rent/sale? For example the hills have thighs or tit-tanic.

It was a try hard movie trying to do guardians of the galaxy called something OUTRAGEOUSLY STUPID like defender of aids. it was pathetic. LOL

What type of career do you want?

Anything that makes me happy when I wake up and sleep. So far, web design is for me.

Are you a man or woman? Maybe I missed that in the description. For research purposes, how much does it cost to enter these booths? Willing to share more about the sexual assault? What sort of dangers do/did you have to deal with?

Male! I didn't put that in the post, but I just edited it! Thank you.

It cost Between $5-$10, can't say the specific. The sexual assault.. well, in a tl;dr version of it:

I was cleaning the outside wall of a booth that was located near the bathroom. Check out the new picture I put of the arcade layout up top. Next to the door, down the first hallway on the right, I was standing there when a man ran his hand down onto my perineum and grabbed hard, while moving his hand upwards to rub my lower back too. I froze. I walked out. I cried. I walked back in and started cleaning.

What kinda things were in the lost and found? Anything interesting besides the used needle?

wig, cucumber, underwear, pants, cane, glasses, and a wallet

You ever partake in booth activities? Or at least curious to try it?

The number of male+male couple from female+male is maybe 98%/2%. When the female+male couple came in, I considered it. Some offered! But, I have a girlfriend that I am VERY very proud to stay by and be faithful to. I just walked out each time, or stayed and had my back turned depending on what they requested. Sometimes they would tip me though. Whether I accepted the tip or not, who knows :⁾

I didn't pick up that your booths where regularly being used for sex. That's sounds much worse than just having to clean jack off booths.

Yeah, I want that point to be something that all AMA readers have to figure out on their own. It is definitely something that made it that much harder to want to wake up for work.

How did you find out about this place? And how shocked were you when you realized what your job actually entailed?

Indeed! I was just looking for a job.

I had no idea that job even existed. let alone in my town. let alone the fact that i had to clean it @.@

What would be some sex advice that you would give coming from this...background?

Also I wanted to say you seem like an awesome guy, and I hope the book goes well and that the rest of your life kicks ass! Post another AMA or link when the book goes live so we can all check it out. :D

hey man i hope you kick ass in life too. whatever problems you have, i hope you find a way past them. <3

Sex advice: Communicate with them. If it is a life partner, ask them what they want. Dont be afraid to let them explore. Does your wife want a 10 inch cock in her mouth and pussy? spend $80 to make her happy, and dont let her find someone else only to get a divorce. cause then you will spend all your money on the divorce when you could have just bought a phat dick instead.

if thats not the case, then just make sure she feels loved when she wants it, and dirty when she demands it.

Which USA state was this in?

CA

Do you feel that it was Manifest Destiny, when your parents decided to name you JizzBGone, or just a crazy coincidence?

I felt it. Oh, you bet I felt it.

Did working at this place affect how you view sexuality or gay men in any way? It sounds like it was horrible for you! I admit I visited a similar place once in Berlin (specifically looking for sex) and while I didn't have a great time it didn't seem all that bad. I never thought of the poor staff that have to clean up after all that mess! Also I'm so sorry for what happened to you, i hope you get at least something from your work, good for you for standing up for yourself.

I've always been open to the new things happening. People can be whoever they want, as long as they dont burst my personal bubble or put their own beliefs against me, ya know? Gay, straight, trans, bread, monkey, horse. I dont care. Be who you want

What's the worst cleanup you've had to do? And btw you're one of my favorite AMAs

hey, thanks friend!

worst clean up happened about a week before i had to leave.

Okay, so imagine a whole roll of toilet paper bundled up. nice and fluffy, right? okay now imagine a big piece of shit on top of that. Okay now imagine 5 condoms filled with PISS on it. Okay now imagine some fat guy falling it and making it spread across a 2.5ftx2.5ft floor. that was in two different booths.

Are dating or single?

dating. i have a girlfriend of two years

So your the guy that wipes down the loads?

indeed i am. there is some movie that mentions jizz moppers.. i forgot which one though

What are your favorite subreddits?

food, entrepreneur, wallstreetbets ( for the humor), and pcmasterrace! :D

Sorry if it was asked before, but was it a good paying job? I can see that as a lot of pay, or very little.

Not at all! Minimum wage and I worked my way up to 1.50 above minimum.

Did you wash your clothes twice on hot with concentrated detergent and oxy boosters when you got home from work?

Just once with hot clothes since I wear the same pants every day of work. LOL

Are you a tits or an ass man?

Asking the real questions ass

I was a big fan of the AMA last time and I'm super excited about the book. Have you ever seen any rubber ducks in a booth? Maybe someone left one behind?

Two rubber ducks, both purple though..

quite odd that you ask that.. WAS IT YOU?

Best pizza chain: Dominos , pizza hut, papa johns or little Caesar's?

little caesars if im low on money, dominos if i have a decent amount, pizza hut if im well off

I hope this isn't too sensitive, but how were you sexually assaulted and why did you wait so long to report it? Is it the stigma again men being assaulted?

Exactly that. And also the fact that the management and company was never like "oh hey, make sure nobody sucks dick back there!" They always said something sly like "well.. its not allowed... but we know what happens and it makes us money" basically. So I decided to leave it alone, especially since there aren't any cameras back there. You know? Like, how would they prove it? :/

Weirdest looking people you saw there?

Everyone is pretty average, which is scary. You never know who can be a pervert, sex addict, friendly guy, or something like that.

But if I had to choose, it was this one guy that would keep his sack hanging to the side and ALWAYS had his hands in his pants. fucking disgusting.

Best fast food burger: Burger king, in and out, carl Jr's, jack in the box, or McDonald's?

in n out :)

Is the store in a sketchy area or halfway decent?

Halfway decent. Not too bad of a place in my opinon, but definitely on the outskirts of a decent town.

Your last AMA was a fantastic read, I remember participating and you seemed like a genuinely good guy caught in a terrible situation. How is the book coming? If you need a proof reader I are good at grammer and speeling!

hey man! glad to see somene from the other ama. I r ok at splling nD i wunt to sell lotso BEWKS HUEHEUHEHE haha thanks man, the book is okay so far! I wrote the beginning paragraph!

What rank are you in overwatch?

I should be 2800 but my teammates are holding me back all the time /s

2500

What are your favorite phone apps?

vainglory and my alarm

Do you have a lawyer or will get one?

I have a lawyer from my felony and he is pretty helpful with that and the road to my expungement. He believes I was innocent too, but I just didn't have the money to go to trial :/ plea bargains are scary.

Do they call it an arcade in hopes of luring in children? I remember when I went into one of those stores and being incredibly disappointed that there were no video games in sight.

Nope! thankfully not. They check ID for anyone that looks under the age of 25. We only allowed 18+

How many books (rough estimate) do you own?

10

Is your psychologist a man or woman? How old are they? Do they have a comfortable couch? And do they take good notes?

Havent seen them yet! just a doctor :P

Do you ever make a mess (with pants on) in your car or house? And then do an awesome job cleaning it up?

On my girlfriend. I clean up every time though

Favorite magazines?

i dont read magazines

Did you take 20 minute showers twice shampooing , twice lathering and rinsing your body with soap when you got home from work?

once lathering, 30 minutes on my body, especially my feet.

Did you work for the store or subcontracted?

For the store.

Do you watch any sports? If so which sports and teams?

League of legends, TSM. Basketball- lakers Football- whichever team is easier to band wagon, or whichever team is the opposing team to the majority of my friends during the superbowl baseball- dont watch soccer- dont watch

Do you have any tattoos, if so, how many, what are they of, what colors and designs?

none!

What are you gonna do now that you've clearly already peaked?

Hm, what do you mean by peaked? Like, left? I am going to finish writing this book with the paid time off that they gave me and look for more work! I cant afford to take time off work :(

Who is the most famous slut right now?

ur mum

What type of music do you listen to?

all kinds! even country! just depends on what mood i am in. for now its panic at the disco

How do you get your news? Twitter, Facebook, newspaper, tv, radio all of the above or some combination?

twitter and reddit

Have you ever been to a strip club? If so, how often and what is the best one?

One in LA. I think it was like CA girls in anaheim? They were okay. Many boobs on my face.

How did you get into that line of work?

I applied on indeed and went in like a normal job. But it wasnt a normal job :(

Most disturbing porn video they sell/rent?

There is a porn film that has ONCE scene that includes a girl throwing up. Typically, it is illegal to produce and sell. But somehow it got through since it only has one scene of it.

Do they also smell smoking accessories'?

nope, just adult toys and stuff

Did you get any discounts?

Yup! A decent amount and the occasional free item or two.

What are your favorite cleaning brands?

pet piss cleaner. life saving stuff when cleaning semen.

Are you thinking about attending college?

Yes! For web design.

Do you have any piercings, if so , how many?

none as well!

Favorite movies?

any marvel film, and lord of the rings as well.

Favorite tv shows?

I dont watch tv. Recently saw 13 reasons why and i think that was good!

What are your fears and phobias?

dark rooms with guys in them, sticky floors, fire hydrants exploding near me, and drive bys

Do you have any pets?

one cat

What type of books do you read? What are your favorite books? Who are your favorite authors?

Things not seen- I read it in middle school and it was the first long book ive read. Other than that, I started walden

Do you watch porn or no?

Not as much as I use to. From three times a day to maybe once or twice a week.

Why wouldn't you wait to write the book before doing an AmA?

So I can do one when its written too, and I use this for a coping mechanism

Did you have a pay for your own cleaning supplies or did they provide all the chemicals, sprays, gloves, suits, shoe covers etc?

They provided everything. They were also very open to me asking for different equipment, depending on the situation.

Have you ever met a celebrity? If so who?

bjergsen, from TSM

Does the store sell fembot sexbots?

LOL no. Just these things called fuck me silly's

Do you play any sports? If so which ones?

esports! :D

did u ever eat the smens?

nope! thats gross ._.