We Are Jimmy Pardo and Riaz Patel from the new show RACE TO ESCAPE on Science Channel - Ask Us Anything!

When was the first time you heard of U2?

J: Oh Jesus, I don't know. When the video for New Year's Day came on MTV. And I was MESMERIZED!

Hi Jimmy! Are you enjoying your plan to fellate all the living vice presidents? Who is next?

And when are you and Danielle expecting your second child?

J: Very much so and looking forward to Dan Quayle coming to my house!

Within the next 9 months!

Any update on that plane?

J: Uh, I will get Rich Sommer on the phone ASAP!

Hi guys! The show looks great!

Jimmy, I'm wondering if this bit with you and Todd Glass at the gas station was stolen for the Zoolander movie?

Boy it sure looks that way, huh?

Is there any possible chance for a Team Elliot vs Team Garin episode for Race to Escape?

J: In a perfect world, NO.

Jimmy, when it comes to measuring a year, do you prefer daylights, sunsets, midnights, or cups of coffee?

J: I prefer 525,600 minutes.

Hi Jimmy! What do we as a city need to do to get you and the NNF gang to come to Boston?

J: Send us a huge check!

Hey, Jimmy! Thanks for doing this AMA. Any big plans for your upcoming 41st birthday?

Gonna ring in another year of 41 while enjoying a delicious steak with my family!

Jimmy, when a contestant successfully follows the clues, solves the puzzles, and conquers each room will they then technically be "The Best Detective in the Room"?

J: Uhhhh No, there's only one best detective in the room, and that's me.

Hi Jimmy! I'm a big fan of your work and loved Pompous Clown and Sprezzatura. Do you have any plans to re-release Uno? Or record a new album?

I hate the sound of my voice on UNO so probably not. And no idea!

Riaz, Jimmy has said on a previous episode of the podcast that he really enjoys hosting shows and that is his strength.

When did you realize that Jimmy was the best choice to host Race to Escape? While not necessarily a straight comedy show, what does he bring to the show that other hosts couldn't?

J: Yea, come on Riaz!

R: Jimmy's actually incredibly insightful about people. I think that's where a lot of his humor come from. The key to the show is the dynamics between the people and Jimmy has laser focus about personal dynamics. And he was cheaper than any other option.

J: HA! That's fun.

Hey Jimmy! Big fan of NNF - never miss both the free and players club episodes and I can't wait to watch Race to Escape.

Anyone that listens to the podcast knows you were previously an alcoholic. You've cleaned things up and now have a nice career going to show for it.

For those who might be battling a similar situation as to what you were in years ago, what advice would you give them to help them get back on the right track?

J: Oh, uh, you know as cliche as it is - just admitting it. If meetings are right for you, hit meetings. Lean on your friends but not to the point of annoyance. And, um, find healthier vices. I dove head first into fantasy baseball and really focused on my career so I wasn't really missing drinking.

R: I love that you're so open about that experience.

J: I mean why not. If it's my life, right? I wish I hadn't gone through it, but I did. By the way it was 16 years ago -- 5 days ago!

R: Congratulations!

J: Thank you!

R: You're still an asshole...

J: I was waiting for that.

Hello, Jimmy Pardo, welcome indeed toooooo Reddit’s AMA! Yes, A. M. A. (insert spontaneous and random reference to obscure 80’s song and proceed to get angry at everyone in the room for barely getting it)

All joking aside, it’s great to have you on here, Mr. Pardo. I listen to your podcast every week and love listening to weekly updates of Nashville and breakdowns of the L.A. Kiss’s season. Sounds like you should invite Matt to the games more often to bump up their record.

I have two questions

1.) Which guest on NNF surprised you the most once you had them on? I know you tend to get people you’ve known beforehand, but has there every been a guest that either you didn’t know and was shocked to find out was so funny/interesting/whathaveyou OR maybe a guest you had already known but dropped a bomb on you that you weren’t expecting while you were recording?

2.) It's clear you love hosting, and you've been very involved in the world of talk shows. With the obvious stipulation that you continue to host Race to Escape, what would be your dream hosting gig?

J: Ty Burrell because I hadn't met him and he fit right in.

Oh, revitalization of the old MATCH GAME!

R: Which will probably never happen with the RACE TO ESCAPE staying on the air!

J; This says with the obvious stipulation that you continue to host Race to Escape right there! I can do 2, 3, or 4 jobs!

I look forward to seeing you in Toronto! Will you and Matt have a guest for the live podcast taping?

And, you are my hero, sir! And congratulations on Race to Escape, looks like a fun show.

J: A - thank you! B - Working on a great guest as we speak! Well, not right now. I'm working on this dumb reddit thing.

Hey Jimmy, is there any chance that The Chicago Podcast Authority could still happen?

J: Ahhhh, I would love for it to! I don't have the time because I'm busy promoting and hosting RACE TO ESCAPE (announcer voice).

How would you complete the following statement?

Wham! Bam!

I am! A man!

Job or no job…

J: You can't tell me that I'm not.

Jimmy, I'm a huge NNF fan and I want you to know you got me hooked on Cat Stevens when you were describing his concert. I've even started buying his old albums on vinyl. So what I'd like to know is:

What are your top 3 favorite Cat Steven's records?

J: T for the Tillerman, Footsteps in the Dark (Greatest Hits Volume II), and then oddly enough Greatest Hits and then you're really covered!

Hi Jimmy! Primo member of the podcast here. Obviously you have a history of TV hosting jobs and podcasting but standup is where you got your start.

1. Who are your favorite young standups nowadays?

2. Do you think we are in another comedy bubble like the late 80s and it will crash?

3. Can you describe the transition in your standup from scripted jokes to crowd work?

1. Um God, that's a great quesiton. I'm an old man that stays home so I have no idea. Ryan Singer! Ryan Singer's funny. Oh God there's another kid out of Bloomington - Oh Ken Schultz! ...This kid's funny, but I can't find his name. It's gonna drive me bananas! And Benn Moore!

2. Yes, and hopefully soon.

3. Just put the switch on January 1st, 1993 and never look back! I'm not so sure that this answers this question but be happy I'm responding at all!

Hi Jimmy! When do we get our sweep of the out-of-town scoreboard?

J: At the top and bottom of each hour.

Jimmy - After listening to NNF for virtually every episode, I almost consider you family. I'll listen to the latest episode at work and when I'm home with my wife I'll break out a "oh the show this week, Matt had to go next door..." and she looks at me like you look at Eliot.

You've mentioned how you'll go to shows and make a joke that has some sort of reference to the show and you'll hear a handful of people laugh at it because they understand the connection.

What is that feeling like? Did you ever think you could take a podcast and basically create another family around it?

J: Of course I didn't think that. That's the most flattering thing in the world. I don't know if there's anything more to add to it than that.

R: I can't believe you can form relationships.

J: How DARE you?

Hi, Riaz,

As I'm sure you'll be seeing from the questions to come, Jimmy has a ton of fans, largely because he's a very strong flavor. Given that the show is featuring the contestants solving the rooms, what is it about Jimmy that you hope will come through without taking over? First episode was pretty great, by the way. :)

(Put a slightly different way - why did you feel he is the right man for the job?)

R: I think Jimmy's play-by-play is incredibly entertaining and informative. We're hoping he adds a layer of additional information and humor as the game goes on. Very strong flavor indeed!

Who's a better warm-up guy? Jimmy Pardo or Brody Stevens?

Ah, Brody's the best! And I did the best I could as well, but I no longer do that job.

What is your favorite kind of pie? What kind does Cajun Jimmy like? How about Larry?

J: I don't know - apple crumble. Cajun JImmy of course likes a Gator Pie. And Larry can't have pie because it gets caught in his throat.

R: I don't have a sweet tooth.

I have opened, what I can only assume, is a very important AMA.

What's the process like for Jimmy's role on Race to Escape? Are you given a script to follow, or just a few points to hit and left to improvise on your own, or somewhere in between?

The first episode was great; looking forward to seeing more!

J: Ya know, this is a good question. The answer is "somewhere in between." I get to bring a little bit of Jimmy to bullet points that are important to hit in the show.

R: In all seriousness, the process is pretty seamless. And that is the only compliment I will give you in the next year, Jimmy.

J: I will take it.

R: And I already regret it.

Does Robin Ventura last the season?

J: Sadly, yes.

Mr. Pardo, big fan. I was lucky enough to drive the 6 hours from Michigan to Go Bananas to be at the sprezzatura recording, then drove even further to see you in Lexington to introduce your comedy to my beautiful girlfriend. How does it feel to have idiots driving across country to see you? Creepy, right?

J: WRONG! It's the most flattering thing in the world AND... a little creepy.

Jimmy! Can you think of one good reason to vote for Donald Trump?

J: Uhhh. No, I can't. The humor? No, I can't. I refuse to answer!

Jimmy, what happened on the Today show that made it so awkward?

J: I've narrowed it down to two things...

Hi Jimmy- age old question I feel you are uniquely qualified to answer: Twenty-five, or six to four?

J: 3:34.

What were some of the obstacles to overcome in getting this show on the air?

R: It was incredibly hard for the network to find the idea of an entire show that's locked in one room. Finally SCIENCE CHANNEL got that the dynamics in the room are entertaining enough without having to change the scenery. But it was a long, long, long road.

Jimmy why the hell can the White Sox not hit this year?

J: My thought is they don't want to play for this manager.

Jimmy!! I'm a Never Not Funny listener all the way from season 1. Thanks for the hours and hours of entertainment.

Question A: What is a typical taping day for Race to Escape like? Since the game has a time limit of 60 minutes, taping the actual game seems like it would go fairly quickly. Are there instances where you need to stop and reset or does it go straight through? I'm assuming that Jimmy's running cometary is added after the fact?

Question B - Jimmy is a genius at interacting with people. Is there any chance of seeing more interaction between him and the guests?

R: There is a massive machine behind each episode. From the way the contestants arrive and are secluded and never meet each other, never interact, never even cross paths on the way to the bathroom. To the way they are briefed, brought into the room blindfolded. It is a machine. It is so much more complicated than people realize. But we can guarantee they have never met or spoken to the other people in the room, and they have no idea what the environment will look like. It is completely, completely authentic and none of it is faked. We've had a couple of challenges go off the rails, but that's the game.

Jimmy and I both love sitting in the control room when the lights go on because we have no idea what's going to happen.

J: And it's fun yelling at he monitors when they are doing something either right or wrong. It's fun to literally yell and be invested.

R: Once it starts, we stop being hosts/executive producer, and we just become the audience. That makes me feel closer to you, Jimmy.

R: Jimmy's commentary is both. Some of it is live, but we add psychology/science factoids to weave into the episodes. IT's a tough thing because we have to make sure it's fair. If Jimmy is interacting with one tea and inadvertently gives them a hint, it becomes suddenly unfair. We are limited to how much Jimmy can interact with them live because it has to be completely even. And the poor people is locked in a room. The last thing they need is Jimmy talking at them too. That's just cruelty. This isn't Syria.

J: Unfair. Unfair.

Did you both visit actual escape rooms as research/preparation for the show? Where do you get some of the ideas for the puzzles/clues?

And Jimmy, do you know the answers to the clues/puzzles while you are watching the contestants trying to figure them out?

R: The show actually came out of living in New York City during the blackout. I haven't really been to the Escape Room, but I love the idea that they are catching on. There is a MASSIVE team that puts together the challenges. There is someone tied up or blindfolded all the time.

J: Riaz and I should actually go and do one together!

R: I would kill you.

J: Agreed!

R: The idea of being locked in a room with you terrifies me to my soul.

J: It's only an hour! And we could win $25,000.

R: Still not worth it!

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J: I do technically know the answer, but I never know how they will figure it out, since there is more than one way to solve the puzzle.

R: Generally, the 2 of us are always shocked by what happens in the room. We never know what's going to happen in the room.

J: I would agree with that.

R: You contractually have to agree.

Hi Jimmy! I discovered Never Not Funny 2 years ago and went back and listened to every episode. You have really helped me through some lengthy commutes and work days. I'm sure everyone says that. I wish I had something cool or original to say. You make me laugh my ass off on the subway and Thursday is always my favorite day, because I get to listen to you, Matt and your awesome guests. My question is, what is your favorite Chicago record and why?

P.s. love race to escape!!

Uh.. probably CTA - it's them at their best. They have many great albums but that is their best. Chicago 7 is their second and let's not ignore Chicago 16!

All of Austin awaits your visit in a couple of weeks. It's over a hundred degrees here, though...any tips for keeping cool? I've ditched my hard shoe for a filth-foot sandal.

J: ANIMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Should I splash around in the pool tonight with my wife or watch Rent on Bluray?

J: Why not do both? No day like today.

Hey Jimmy! What advice would you give to aspiring comics on how to both improve their comedy game and how to get their careers started?

J: Get as much stage time as you can and SUCK IN A VOID. Don't put everything you do up on YOUTUBE or FACEBOOK. Young comics today make the mistake of putting stuff on before they are ready, and don't understand why no is responding to them.

See that Riaz, I care about other people!

R: Apparently you do. Just not about me.

Hey Jimmy! I've been an NNF fan for a long time! You guys are fantastic! I'd love to see you in North Carolina some time!

How did you get involved with RACE TO ESCAPE? Were you approached by them or was it something you pursued?

J: Oh no, Riaz reached out for a meeting. I took the meeting; he was 20 minutes late. I sat there like an asshole waiting. And I still accepted the job.

R: I wasn't 20 minutes late. I was spying on you from my car to see what you were really like.

J: WHAT IF YOU WERE?

R: What if I were? I was.

J: The sweat on your brow says you were not when you arrived.

R: That's part of the rouse, Jimmy.

J: It's all a long con, right?

R: Rita Mullen, GM of Science Channel, thought we'd get along, so we were match made.

J: OH IS THAT TRUE?

R: Yea!

J: Oh!

Hey Jimmy - Looking forward to Race to Escape. How much of a Kiss completest are you? Will that force you to watch the Kiss/Scooby Doo crossover movie that just came out? Also, when do you think you'll do a stand up or NNF show again in NYC?

I have everything they put out and YES it's the perfect crossover for my 8 year old son. SCOOBY DOOBY DOO!!!!

Hopefully soon, nothing on the books. Last one was great, would love to get back!

Are the teams really doing this concurrently or do you do one team and then reset and do the other? I couldn't tell from the trailer I saw.

R: They are actually doing it at the exact same time. There's actually a team of 3 lawyers who ensures the game is fair. But you are ABSOLUTELY seeing the live run as it transpires. Almost no other reality show can promise that. We have no idea who's gonna win or what's gonna happen once those doors are locked.

Hello Jimmy and Riaz. I really liked the first episode of Race to Escape. Jimmy, I'm a big fan of your podcast and your comedy in general. I'm also a big fan of science and science education. Has the nature of the show, with your explanations of logical (and illogical) thinking and the psychological traps that we can all fall into if we're not careful, been an education to you? Has it helped you at all in your work outside of the show?

Also, The Muppet Show is really good. You and Matt are wrong on that front. Subversive humor at its finest.

J: Yes. No.

R: I had to explain to Jimmy what psychology was.

J: SHUT UP!

Also, /u/TheCarrzilico, you are wrong about THE MUPPETS.

Were there any contestants on the show that you wished you could have just left locked in there forever?

R: It's funny the contestants that had the most ego were the worst at teamwork and ended up getting stuck in the room anyway!