Scott Adams

Tell him I said hi.

And by that I mean verbally. Don't cut and paste and email it to him. That sounds like a dry hole.

That sounded like a suicide note. Don't do it. I'll make more comics. It is worth living.

They are far easier to draw.

I wouldn't have done it on UPN. True story: the writing budget was so small we asked the intern who fetched coffee to be on the writing staff just because we could afford him. He wanted to someday be a writer, so it wasn't crazy. Still...

Have you heard of the Internet?

For what it's worth, I spend a lot of time correcting people who want to call Dilbert Gilbert.

You remind me of a manager at my old job who confidentially asked me if I could create my own porn because I knew how to draw. It was the creepiest conversation of my life.

And no, my drawing skill (or lack) is not compatible with porn.

You are not alone in seeing his nose as an open mouth. And yes, I approve.

Peanuts, in its day.

Everything ends. It only matters if I end before he does.

I wouldn't do another comic. I would work on something else.